Tuesday, May 17, 2011

26 Things I Will Never Do

This is inspired by a post my sister did about things she would rather do then get up at 5:30 in the morning. I was thinking about it today and I was getting slightly bored so I came up with my own little list of things I will never do. :)

  • Stand in a crowded place for five hours
  • Dissect a full cow stomach (blech)
  • Step on a thumbtack (and then it gets stuck . . . )
  • Listen to a three hour Biology lecture
  • Go without writing for a week
  • Watch an entire golf tournament
  • Wear dusty contacts
  • Stand on the top level of the Empire State building
  • Wear bright pink
  • Actually look for a needle in a haystack
  • Paint my room bright pink
  • Eat chocolate bread
  • Raise a leech
  • Understand politics
  • Skydive
  • Write a Symphony
  • Eat sushi
  • Go scuba diving to look for sharks
  • Hunt the Lochness monster
  • Become a teacher for teens
  • Fight a Klingon with a pain stick
  • Have a staring contest with a frog
  • Go by the name Hepzuba
  • Go on a date with Quark from Star Trek: DS9
  • Raise a flobberworm
  • Become a vegetarian

1 comment:

  1. True, I believe that you wouldn't do most if those (although we'll see about the understanding politics one) but I think there are many things on that list that you COULDN'T do, even if you DID want to. (particularly the ones relating to star trek!)

    ReplyDelete